Constant Mumblings

A Management trainee... a wannabe journo, theatre enthusiast.. right now trying to revive Teen Engine, a youth magazine... yeah and an obsessive passion for the Red Devils (Manchester United) Hail Glazer!!!

Tuesday, October 04, 2005

After a fun Night Out :D

The Effects of Alcohol

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause youto tell your friends over & over again that you love them.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause youto think you can sing.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leadingcause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead,knees and lower back.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster, and better looking than most people.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead youto think people are laughing WITH you.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcahol may Mack you tink you can tiperealgode

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

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October 04, 2005  
Blogger Gayatri Balasubramanian said...

hahah!!
the last line is kool and true!

December 04, 2005  
Blogger Sriraam said...

ms. das,

guess 1 n 7 hv some experience in them but well 10 is more hearsay than experience...

January 23, 2006  

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